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"My life sucked until I invested in the future of WNC through the purchase of the WNC Alliance's 25th Anniversary t-shirt. While wearing it, I immediately became the life of the party, and it seemed like everybody wanted to get to know me. I met my wife through her attraction to my t-shirt. I had to buy seven so that I could wear a clean one every day of the week!"
"I was in and out of therapy for years until I bought the WNC Alliance's cure-all t-shirt. Now I am happy all the time!"
"I finally got the promotion I was waiting for once my boss saw how hip my new t-shirt was."
It's plain to see that this t-shirt will change your life! Act now! Buy one today! Call 828.258.8737 to place your order!
The back of this totally cool shirt.
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